3626: What You Can Do If You Are a Nobody by James Altucher on Creativity and Idea Generation

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[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_00] This is Optimal Living Daily. What you can do if you are a nobody. By James Altucher of jamesaltucher.com. And I'm Justin Malek. Welcome to the podcast where I simply read blogs to you for free, like a gigantic ongoing audiobook with many different authors. Today's post being from James Altucher, a popular writer and podcaster. I'll keep this intro nice and short for this Sunday episode, so let's get right to it and start optimizing your life.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_00] What you can do if you are a nobody. By James Altucher of jamesaltucher.com. Can a nobody write a book? Fonzie at Fonzie B. Quote, Do you think it's a waste of time for a spare nobody to write a book about their life so far? End quote. Answer, I'm sorry you think you are a nobody. There's 7 billion or so people on this planet. We're all nobodies looking to escape the gravitational pull of the rock we are living on.

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_00] We all want to be someone. The thing is, it's a myth that we are nobody. We can give ourselves permission right now to escape that gravitational pull. Look at your Twitter name. Do you think it was a waste of time for a nerdy looking Jewish guy to play the role of a hot Italian stud in the TV show Happy Days? Fonzie would bang his hand on the wall and four girls would show up. Henry Winkler ended up being the most important character on the show.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_00] And over the years, the one with the longest screen time of any of the other actors, even though initially he was intended to be just a minor character. Out of that show spun at least two other shows, Joanie Lozcaci and Mark and Mindy, not to mention Ron Howard's enormous success as a movie producer, and the classic appearances of Henry Winkler and Scott Baio on Arrested Development. The world is a jigsaw puzzle, but we get to decide what the final picture will look like and how all the pieces get to fit together.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_00] You decide what you want your life to be. You get to decide if the decades that have just gone by have added up to you being a nobody or not. You don't need permission. I wrote my first book when I was about 21. I had done nothing in life. The book didn't get published. It was basically a ripoff of Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49, except instead of it being about a conspiratorial fake post office, it was about a conspiratorial fake currency.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_00] I had a pretentious sounding title of it. I'm too embarrassed to even repeat the title here. I sent it out to 20 publishers and about 30 agents. I tried to have parts of it printed in Omni Magazine. I was rejected everywhere. I gave it to an English professor to read. He put it in his desk drawer and forgot about it. I gave it to my friends to read. Some of them never spoke to me again. So I wrote another book.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_00] It was a science fiction slash fantasy slash historical fiction version of the story of King David. I'd been reading Paul Johnson's book, The History of the Jews, and got inspired so I started writing. And once I realized it was a bad idea, about 10 pages in, I felt I was too committed to it to stop for another 500 pages. I ended up comparing the story of an epileptic David to the story of the wandering cane. I gave my girlfriend the book to read when it was finished. She said it was great.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00] I asked her to describe to me what happened in the final 10 pages. The final twist. She turned red and couldn't describe it. But I read it, she started to cry. I didn't speak to her for days after that. Then we broke up. 30 rejections later, blah, blah, blah. So I wrote another book, Chess Pieces, a bunch of short stories and novellas all around the topic of chess. Fascinating, right? I submitted each story to tons of literary magazines,

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_00] obscure literary magazines like the Missouri Literary Journal and Epic, as well as places like Playboy. In the shower, like I do, I started adding up how much money I would make if Playboy bought all my stories about chess. I would never have to work again. Rejections everywhere. So I wrote another book, The P***er Novelist, The Romance Novelist, The P***er Toot and Their Lovers, a riff off of The Cook, The Thief, The Wife and Their Lovers. I wrote it in a weekend, about 130 pages.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_00] After I was done, I was so excited I called my new girlfriend and asked her to read it. She forcefully reminded me, I thought we agreed to take a break in our relationship for at least a month. I begged her to see me and read it. She didn't. So I wrote another book, How to Survive Mutually Assured Destruction. I self-published, if you want to call it that. I wanted people to be able to read it in the palm of their hand on the bus when everyone was squeezed in. I formatted it using an ancient piece of software called Latex.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_00] I have no idea how they came up with that name. It was about three inches tall. I then printed it so you could read the right-hand pages only, then turn it over and upside down and read the other right-hand pages. Again, so it'd be easy to read on a bus. I sold it for a quarter and got a bunch of bookstores to carry it. I put my phone number in the back. I got one phone call from a guy who said, I like video games also. One of the stories was titled How to Win at Video Games. I still have one or two copies left of that book, 20 years later.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_00] During this time, I probably wrote several thousand pages. I probably read two to three hundred novels and collections of short stories. I pretended to be a student, had already been thrown out of graduate school, and sat in on writing classes. I moved to New York City in 1994, thinking that I would get connections in the publishing business. I dated a girl who was an agent. Even she rejected a collection of stories I wrote. I think she writes for the Wall Street Journal now, like me.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_00] I worked at HBO and pitched two TV shows and made pilots for both. Both TV shows got rejected, although I did one as a web show for almost three years and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was one of the best times of my life. Finally, 14 years after I began writing just about every day, I published a book, Trade Like a Hedge Fund. No fiction, no life story, nothing. Barron's had it as one of their best books of the year. The Stock Traders' Almanac had it as the best book of 2004.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_00] My boss at the time thought I had stolen all of his ideas. I didn't. And fired me, although I was up over 100% for him that year via trading. Now 10 published books and a comic book later, I still write. I write this blog. I have another two books coming out soon. I'm thinking of writing another novel. I keep sketching out ideas. I'm still a nobody. And 100 years from now, I will be a nobody after everyone I know is long dead and buried. And you know what? I'm thinking of writing a cookbook.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_00] Why not? Or a book about parenting, even though I barely parent. Again, why not? Who can stop me? Do what you love to do. Do what you want to do. You don't need permission to write a book or start a business or take a risk or ask out the most unattainable person in your circle of friends. There are no gatekeepers in life preventing you from doing what you want to do. You are your only gatekeeper. You are your only prison warden. You can choose yourself to do anything.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_00] You might not be good at it at first, but if you study your failures, you will get better. You will keep choosing yourself. Finally, you will choose yourself for success. And finally, you won't need to choose yourself anymore. Things will just happen. You just listened to the post titled, What You Can Do If You're a Nobody, by James Altucher of jamesaltucher.com. And I'll be right back with my commentary. If you've shopped online,

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[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_00] eventually building smaller apps ourselves. It felt like a huge mountain to climb, and there were definitely moments where you just question if you're wasting your time, kind of like James sending out manuscript after manuscript. But that idea he talks about that you don't need permission and you are your own gatekeeper. It's so true. We didn't wait for someone to tell us we were qualified. We just started doing it. But it wasn't easy. It took a lot of patience and just taking things one day at a time.

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_00] I had to eventually learn how to build an app myself, which was a whole journey in itself. I think that's the thing. You might not be good at it at first, like you said. Our first attempts weren't great for sure, but you learn from those experiences, from those rejections or failures. We were able to figure things out, do things faster and cheaper, and eventually we became profitable again. It's that persistence, that choice to keep going, even when it feels like you're hitting wall after wall.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_00] So thank you to James for those words. Thank you for being here and listening every day. I couldn't do it without you. Have a great rest of your day, and I'll see you tomorrow, where your optimal life awaits.